Hetalia Pick-Up Lines!
- Italy: Can you be Princess Peach while I be Mario and instead of mushrooms, we can eat pasta!
- Germany: You don't need to train. You're perfect just the way you are
- Japan: If this was a dating sim, I'd definitely pick you
- America: Looks like you need a hero, can I be him?
- England: How would you like to see the Big Ben?
- France: Are you from Paris because you're driving me in-Seine
- Russia: My nose isn't the only big thing I have
- China: How would you like to visit the Great Wall of China?
- Iceland: You're as cute as a Puffin...
- Norway: You're so beautiful, it's as if you casted a spell on me...
- Denmark: If you were beer, I'd drink you all night!
- Finland: I'll have no trouble fitting down your chimney this year!
- Sweden: How would you like to be my wife?
- Prussia: Even my vocals can't compare to how awesome your voice sounds
- Austria: Let me help you hit those high notes
- Switzerland: You're as beautiful as the Swiss alps
- Spain: Ever have a bull fight in bed?
- Romano: Did you know the human body is made up of 95% water? Lucky for you I'm getting kinda thirsty....
- Lithuania: I like your dress but I'd think it'd look better on my bed
- Estonia: Wanna see my hard drive? It's six inches long and I swear it's not floppy
- Latvia: Don't blame me for falling in love! You're the one who tripped me...
- Poland: You are like, totally fabulous!
- Hungary: My favourite pairing? Me and you of course!
- Liechtenstein: Wanna go shopping? We can get matching bows!
- Seychelles: I hate holding this fish all the time. Can I hold you instead?
- Belgium: You're as sweet as the chocolate on Belgian waffles!
- Canada: You're better than a gold metal since I can bring you home even if I lose
- Greece: If you were a stray cat, I'd let you sleep with me every night
- Turkey: The price of borrowing my mask? One date
- Netherlands: Even a tulip can't compare to your beauty...
- Hong Kong: You're as cute as a panda
- Korea: The song Gangnam Style must've been created for us!
- Belarus: If I squint hard, you look like Russia...
- Ukraine: One of my buttons popped off. Can we go search for it at your place?
- Sealand: Do you come with tartar sauce because you're a great catch!
- Scotland: Do you have any Scot in you? No? Would you like some?
- Ireland: I know this sounds typical but kiss me, I'm Irish
- Romania: They say vampires sparkle but they haven't met you yet
- Australia: I'm like a boomerang. I keep on coming back
- Egypt: I hope you don't mind sand in everything
if countries were students
- Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
- America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
- Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
- England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
- New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
- The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
- France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
- China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
- Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
- Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
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