May 20
Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?
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May 20
Hetalia Pick-Up Lines!
- Italy: Can you be Princess Peach while I be Mario and instead of mushrooms, we can eat pasta!
- Germany: You don't need to train. You're perfect just the way you are
- Japan: If this was a dating sim, I'd definitely pick you
- America: Looks like you need a hero, can I be him?
- England: How would you like to see the Big Ben?
- France: Are you from Paris because you're driving me in-Seine
- Russia: My nose isn't the only big thing I have
- China: How would you like to visit the Great Wall of China?
- Iceland: You're as cute as a Puffin...
- Norway: You're so beautiful, it's as if you casted a spell on me...
- Denmark: If you were beer, I'd drink you all night!
- Finland: I'll have no trouble fitting down your chimney this year!
- Sweden: How would you like to be my wife?
- Prussia: Even my vocals can't compare to how awesome your voice sounds
- Austria: Let me help you hit those high notes
- Switzerland: You're as beautiful as the Swiss alps
- Spain: Ever have a bull fight in bed?
- Romano: Did you know the human body is made up of 95% water? Lucky for you I'm getting kinda thirsty....
- Lithuania: I like your dress but I'd think it'd look better on my bed
- Estonia: Wanna see my hard drive? It's six inches long and I swear it's not floppy
- Latvia: Don't blame me for falling in love! You're the one who tripped me...
- Poland: You are like, totally fabulous!
- Hungary: My favourite pairing? Me and you of course!
- Liechtenstein: Wanna go shopping? We can get matching bows!
- Seychelles: I hate holding this fish all the time. Can I hold you instead?
- Belgium: You're as sweet as the chocolate on Belgian waffles!
- Canada: You're better than a gold metal since I can bring you home even if I lose
- Greece: If you were a stray cat, I'd let you sleep with me every night
- Turkey: The price of borrowing my mask? One date
- Netherlands: Even a tulip can't compare to your beauty...
- Hong Kong: You're as cute as a panda
- Korea: The song Gangnam Style must've been created for us!
- Belarus: If I squint hard, you look like Russia...
- Ukraine: One of my buttons popped off. Can we go search for it at your place?
- Sealand: Do you come with tartar sauce because you're a great catch!
- Scotland: Do you have any Scot in you? No? Would you like some?
- Ireland: I know this sounds typical but kiss me, I'm Irish
- Romania: They say vampires sparkle but they haven't met you yet
- Australia: I'm like a boomerang. I keep on coming back
- Egypt: I hope you don't mind sand in everything
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May 20
i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE
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May 20
if countries were students
- Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
- America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
- Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
- England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
- New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
- The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
- France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
- China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
- Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
- Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
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May 20
Oh.
My.
God.
LOOK
AT THESE
PRECIOUS
LITTLE
BALLS OF
CUTE
PERFECTION
JUST LOOK
AT THEMAND THEY COME IN WHITE
AND THEY COME IN WHITE! xD
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May 20
Rosalia Lombardo died of pneumonia at the age of two in Palermo, Sicily on December 6th, 1920. She is the best preserved child in the world and she was embalmed by the country’s best embalmer, Alfredo Salafia.
Urban legend has it that Rosalia opens her eyes every now and then. Most of the time, it was brushed off as just a rumor, until someone set up a camera and discovered this.
FUCKIN NOPE
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